coolator:

LGBT actually stands for
lesbian porn
Gay best friends
Butter
tneil patrick harris

tiddygorl:

Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*

chekhov:

I can’t believe our water supply is in the hands of a c-lister

chekhov:

I can’t believe our water supply is in the hands of a c-lister

grumpysalmon:

All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
Violet - anxiety
Dash - ADHD
Mr Incredible - too strong
Mother Incredible - ???
Baby - exploding child

unit03:

chicknths

unit03:

chicknths

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

netscapeshawty:

they never had a chance

reallyreallyreallytrying:

fucking typical that the kind of woman who drops her pen on the train is also the kind thats insanely rude when i pick it up for her with my dextrous toe shoes