keznire:

yeah…I’m a classic rock fan…ever heard of the Beatles? doubt it…they’re prob too old for you….pop music sucks…who is Katy Kerry? idk…ok…I’m gonna listen to guns n roses greatest hits on my iPod….woaaaaah……..sweet child o mine….classic song….uve never heard it….

lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

proclone-myrtle-tyrell:

  • Maggie (Emma Roberts) is a con-artist fortuneteller who will have a romantic storyline with Jimmy (Evan Peters)

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officialjeffgoldblum:

Straight Guy Brought To Tears Upon Learning LGBT People Are Not Only People, But Also Exist

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Canadian Applicant 

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Canadian Applicant 


Ezra Koenig + Danny DeVito (Coachella 2011)

Ezra Koenig + Danny DeVito (Coachella 2011)

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