he looks like he is trying not to cry
"Don’t look ma. don’t look at your little boy"
I think it’s so sweet when people remember lil things about me but I feel like such a creep when I remember things about people
when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
THE REALEST SHIT I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN
seriously it’s 2013 where is this??
2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.
are we just gonna pretend that this movie didn’t exist
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
|—||Helena Bonham Carter (via oy-vey-iz-mir)|
does anyone else find it immensely comforting to have someone touching you? not like poking or tickling you or like sexually just feeling some other person being beside you and like your elbows or legs or something are touching and you’re like oh this person is alive too
thanks for screenshotting every 100k post and making a photoset of them i definitely havent seen each one on my dash 80 times before