sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

WWKCIACTD

aubreygrahamofficial:

What Would Kid Cudi In A Crop Top Do

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

unclefather:

vagiants:

layynuhh:

things I want to do with u

  • spoon
  • make grilled cheese
  • watch dumb movies
  • make a blanket fort
  • maybe kiss or something
  • take selfies
  • hold hands
  • dance to cute music
  • go for walks outside
  • go on adventures
  • try new things
  • star gaze
  • have awesome sex
  • be that ‘cute amazing’ couple
  • wake you up at 3am to fuck your brains out

destroy the patriarchy

Eat a bug

saddestblogger:

american horror story: coven

saddestblogger:

american horror story: coven

hotwinger:

If there’s an infinite amount of parallel universes, then it’s more than likely that there’s a universe out there where all government officials are sleepy puppies. I’m going to need an interdimensional transporter IMMEDIATELY.